MR BUFORD!!!!

Hello and good evening MR BUFORD is here,
I only drink liquor and I can’t stand beer!!
I tweet in the morning and I tweet at night,
I tweet past ten till the middle of the night.
I have great friends and the best followers too,
Even Brittany spears giving head is a favorite..who knew?
Most of ya’ll is cool and put up with my fun,
Some of ya’ll are real serious like twitter is rum!
Cus you don’t play with alcohol and fire just the same,
If you do you wind up just frying your brain!
A little fried,flat and a little dyed,
A bit electrocouted and layed to the side!
I will not stop so don’t waste your time!
Push the unfollow button with your ugly behind!
I walk on water and and fly through the air!
I wrestle with sharks and alligators that stare!
I ride the short bus and have a few screws loose!
I play hide and go seek and duck duck goose!
Other than that I’m just like your average guy,
So don’t get in my face or I might poke out your eye!
I love all my woman tweeters and cool with all the guys,
I got agreat personality which is no real surprise,
So stop by, ring the bell and give me a tweet,
And see the coolest fellow you ever want to meet!

I swear even sometimes when I read your tweets I always wonder why you are not a stand-up comedian ! Your Crazy